Ladies & Gentlemen,

Welcome to the 47th Annual Description of Manish Jain — Theme: Selling Tickets.

Manish’s YouTube special “Zero No. 1” just hit 980K views. Now he’s in Ahmedabad, hunting for 50 brave souls from those 980,000 who still want to watch him live after 18 minutes and 36 seconds online.

He’s spent 5 years polishing this material. Even his pet giraffe finds it hilarious (though the laugh reaches a little late — height problem).

That’s the invite. See you at the show.

P.S. All new jokes. YouTube is just foreplay.