Sorabh Pant wanted a dog. His wife wanted a baby. So, they had a baby. And, neither of them has slept ever since. In his new stand-up special, Sorabh talks about the wonderful insanity of becoming a father. From the fun stuff like trying to have a baby and the gory stuff like actually having one. Enter a world of burps, poop, farts, weird milk, overpriced clothes, pre-school politics and auditioning nannies. Proceeds from this show go straight to Sorabh's son's pre-school funds. And maybe college.